When freshmen girls go out on Black Tuesday
They’re like:
May 2012
80 posts
When I see a collegiateACB post about my ex
I’m like:
When I was too drunk to make it to the football game and someone says vandy actually won
I’m like:
When the RA knocks on the door and we are having a pregame with liquor
I’m like:
When pledges steal things from other fraternities
KT is like:
While the pledge trainer is like:
When a girl walks by KA porch
She’s like:
When a GDI tries to get into a PIKE party and says he knows a brother
Party Patrol is like:
When I take my boyfriend to grins
He’s like:
When I go into my towers suite bathroom
Its always like:
When I think about the forceable fondling emails
I envision it going something like this:
When someone asks why KA got kicked off campus
I’m like:
But if you ask a KA, he’s like:
When a Mountain Brook freshman walks into SAE
The rush chair is like:
When you ask a beta about their "8s-or-above" date party email
He responds:
When officer don tries to stop KA's kitchen club after a mediocre country club
they’re like:
When a freshman has been cut but still shows up at a fraternity party
The drunkest brother is like:
When I drunk drive home after SAE Jungle
I feel like:
When I black out on Demonbreun and wake up in my bed
I’m like:
Driving down West End three days after it's snowed
They STILL haven’t plowed this?
When I asked the ATO I woke up with if he put roofies in my drink
He didn’t say a word, just looked at me like:
When an HOD major checks her baby bio grade on OAK
When my friends throw me a birthday dinner at Cabana and the waitress surprises me with a free shot
When I wake up on a Saturday morning and realize I'm on Commons
Every time I park anywhere on campus
When I've been waiting on my Papa John's for the last hour and a half, then they say they never got my order
I’m like:
When I found out I was only invited back to Pi Phi for pref night
I called all my older Tri Delt “friends” crying like:
Trying to play it off like I haven't been focusing solely on the Hustler crossword when my professor calls on me
SAE Fight Night
“OMG it’s the most hardcore shit ever”:
Reality:
Crossing West End after my eighth Roadhouse iced tea
Receiving your diploma the morning after an open bar grad party at Whiskey Kitchen
When I get too drunk at beta luau and slide into the fence
I wakeup after my nap, and am like:
When VSG comes to speak at chapter
I’m like:
When Jakubowski tells me there are no rooms in branscomb left
I’m like:
When I'm feeling insecure about people not realizing how awesome I am for being a Theta
I go on CollegiateACB and aggressively start talking shit about every other sorority like:
When a girl's dating someone in another frat but wants to come to my formal
She’s like:
I’m like:
When I'm taking a Buckles test...
I sometimes feel like:
But, in reality, it’s always like:
April 2012
67 posts
Every KA in Stevenson
Always practice safety first when leaving Sportsmans
And make sure your buddy has a road beer waiting for you at the bottom of the stairs:
When I can't connect to VUMMIV
Malaysians getting after it at the Rec
Vanderbilt Fraternities
Beta:
SAE:
KA:
Pike/DKE:
Sigma Chi:
Kappa Sig:
Phi Delt:
AEPi:
ATO:
Lambda Chi:
Sigma Nu/Phi Psi/FIJI:
My reaction to the "Black and Gold" song
Club Mai on a non-Vandy night
Just when you thought Applemart couldn't get any sketchier
P.S. Did you know it’s actually called “Apple Market”? I didn’t either. Google it
Vanderbilt Sororities
Theta:
Tri Delt:
Kappa:
KD:
Chi O:
Pi Phi:
AOPi/ADPi/AXO
ZTA:
Betas reuniting after a weekend apart
When the Theta sitting behind me in Stevenson won't stop clacking away on her Blackberry
I pop up out of my carrell like:
Officer Don caught me driving home from the bars last night
From what I remember, the take down went something like this:
My girlfriend trying to avoid desserts before beach week
Meanwhile, at the Phi Delt house
After the fourth straight day of Pike blaring the Pirates of the Carribean soundtrack
I kindly asked them to stop like:
