When my friends throw me a birthday dinner at Cabana and the waitress surprises me with a free shot
May 2012
80 posts
When I wake up on a Saturday morning and realize I'm on Commons
Every time I park anywhere on campus
When I've been waiting on my Papa John's for the last hour and a half, then they say they never got my order
I’m like:
When I found out I was only invited back to Pi Phi for pref night
I called all my older Tri Delt “friends” crying like:
Trying to play it off like I haven't been focusing solely on the Hustler crossword when my professor calls on me
SAE Fight Night
“OMG it’s the most hardcore shit ever”:
Reality:
Crossing West End after my eighth Roadhouse iced tea
Receiving your diploma the morning after an open bar grad party at Whiskey Kitchen
When I get too drunk at beta luau and slide into the fence
I wakeup after my nap, and am like:
When VSG comes to speak at chapter
I’m like:
When Jakubowski tells me there are no rooms in branscomb left
I’m like:
When I'm feeling insecure about people not realizing how awesome I am for being a Theta
I go on CollegiateACB and aggressively start talking shit about every other sorority like:
When a girl's dating someone in another frat but wants to come to my formal
She’s like:
I’m like:
When I'm taking a Buckles test...
I sometimes feel like:
But, in reality, it’s always like:
April 2012
67 posts
Every KA in Stevenson
Always practice safety first when leaving Sportsmans
And make sure your buddy has a road beer waiting for you at the bottom of the stairs:
When I can't connect to VUMMIV
Malaysians getting after it at the Rec
Vanderbilt Fraternities
Beta:
SAE:
KA:
Pike/DKE:
Sigma Chi:
Kappa Sig:
Phi Delt:
AEPi:
ATO:
Lambda Chi:
Sigma Nu/Phi Psi/FIJI:
My reaction to the "Black and Gold" song
Club Mai on a non-Vandy night
Just when you thought Applemart couldn't get any sketchier
P.S. Did you know it’s actually called “Apple Market”? I didn’t either. Google it
Vanderbilt Sororities
Theta:
Tri Delt:
Kappa:
KD:
Chi O:
Pi Phi:
AOPi/ADPi/AXO
ZTA:
Betas reuniting after a weekend apart
When the Theta sitting behind me in Stevenson won't stop clacking away on her Blackberry
I pop up out of my carrell like:
Officer Don caught me driving home from the bars last night
From what I remember, the take down went something like this:
My girlfriend trying to avoid desserts before beach week
Meanwhile, at the Phi Delt house
After the fourth straight day of Pike blaring the Pirates of the Carribean soundtrack
I kindly asked them to stop like:
Cliff jumping at Percy Priest after pontooning all day
After those people on the wall ask me if I want to buy a Mannafit ticket for the 15th time
When the pledge trainer says I have three minutes to get from Commons to the house
I get dressed like:
When I accidentally sat next to a Sigma Chi at the bar
He kept trying this move:
What I wish would happen to every biker on campus
Lambda Chi, packed as usual
Brothers’ Perception:
Reality:
SAEs posing for pictures on spring formal
Greek Life
Talking to a rush first semester:
Second semester:
At Wendy's after a night at Tin Roof
The next morning:
Leaving Featheringill after my last class ever
I walk by all the Malaysians like:
When Derby days gets underway
Girls:
Every guy not in Sigma Chi:
When someone stops the Towers elevator before I get to my floor
When I get an email about a forcible fondling
Everyone else:
Me:
When I receive an email from andrea wall...
I’m like
"OMG my big HOD paper is due this week"
My buddy and I checking out a KD
When I hear that the girl I was rushing super hard chose us over Theta
I’m like:
When that creepy Chef James employee hits on me
What she thinks she looks like:
What I see:
After the pregnancy test came back negative from Student Health
My girlfriend and I were like:
After a PIKE/DKE scores in frat league basketball
It’s time to break out the celebratory dance known as the “roid rage shuffle”
