When Derby days gets underway
Girls:
Every guy not in Sigma Chi:
April 2012
67 posts
When someone stops the Towers elevator before I get to my floor
When I get an email about a forcible fondling
Everyone else:
Me:
When I receive an email from andrea wall...
I’m like
"OMG my big HOD paper is due this week"
My buddy and I checking out a KD
When I hear that the girl I was rushing super hard chose us over Theta
I’m like:
When that creepy Chef James employee hits on me
What she thinks she looks like:
What I see:
After the pregnancy test came back negative from Student Health
My girlfriend and I were like:
After a PIKE/DKE scores in frat league basketball
It’s time to break out the celebratory dance known as the “roid rage shuffle”
How they caught the drunk window smashing kid
Good thing someone left their monkey in the car that night:
Losing a game of beer pong
Freshman year:
Now:
Performing at Lonnie's
My perceived swagger:
Reality:
My girlfriend trying to park in an F spot
The move I'll be perfecting at beach week
After I eat CT West
Driving home from Steeplechase
Getting into my Village at Vanderbilt after I forgot my keys
When my RA knocks on the door
I’m like:
When I tell standards I don't know what happened because I blacked out
Our house mom is like:
When I walk by a trashcan
I’m like:
When Branscomb security tries to check my Vandy card
When I use YES to register for classes
and I see the class I want, I’m always like:
Rave Kave
What KA thinks it’s like:
What it’s really like:
When I get invited to a Pi Phi formal
The girl who took me is always like:
Upstairs at a PIKE (DKE?) party
When the professor says attendance is mandatory on the first day of class
I’m like
When my group kills its presentation after starting it the night before,
And our professor commends us for clearly starting early, we’re like:
When a Sigma Chi asks me to his formal, I'm like:
When I've taken too much adderall, I write like:
How I get branscomb breakfast
Sportsman's
The hours before:
The next morning:
When conduct asks me my side of the story
And I clearly blacked out…
When Theta Catered Lunch is Chick-fil-A, I'm like
When I've started Thursday pregaming at 7pm & realize my group scheduled a meeting for 8pm
When KT makes a special appearance at chapter
When I realize all my friends are at the village pool
