My Engineering Senior Design Project to keep the squirrel population down on campus...
Was like:
May 2012
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When Pikes play ATO in any intramural sport...
They’re like:
What girls think they look like at Beta Luau...
But they’re really like:
When I wake up the morning after Dan's and realize I brought an AXO back...
I’m like:
Trying again and again to perfect my Van Shaack paper...
I’m like:
I started rushing Sigma Chi until...
When I hear that my boyfriend bought some other girl a drink at Rippy's last night
I’m like:
Crisis at the Beta house
When YES says I got a B+ but I calculated my grade and it's definitely an A-
I confidently stroll into my TA’s office hours like:
When my friend told me how hot her hookup with that senior SAE was
I was like:
Getting ready for a Thursday night at Mai
When I hear that my friends are getting Sweet Cece's then shopping at Green Hills
I’m like:
When you ask a Pi Phi how many guys she's down for at the same time
She’s like:
When the class I really wanted to get into suddenly has an open spot on YES
I’m like:
When there's an obnoxious guy on the Vandy Van
I wanna be like:
After I tell my parents I'm too tired to go out & they should probably just go back to their hotel
I go down to Broadway and am like:
When two hours have passed and graduation has only gotten to letter M
And I’m terribly hungover, I’m like:
When I move out of the dorm and I don't clean up or talk to the RA
Vanderbilt’s like:
And I’m like:
A couple hours after eating pancake pantry
I’m like:
When a girl in another sorority hooks up with my ex
My best friend’s like:
When someone tells me I have to go to a required fraternity/sorority event
I’m like:
When freshmen girls go through sorority rounds
They’re like:
When a guy tries to bring me back to his off campus house
I’m like:
When I bring a guy back and I forget to take off my sticky bra
It’s like:
Vanderbilt Fraternity Groupies
SAE:
KA:
Beta:
Pike/DKE:
Sigma Chi:
Phi Delt:
Kappa Sig:
AEPi:
ATO:
Sigma Nu/Lambda Chi/Phi Psi/FIJI:
On the first day of the semester, when every single Managerial Studies professor asks why we're taking their class
Uh, duhh:
When my friends keep dropping hints about how I need to hit the Rec
I finally snap, like:
When our super drunk friend says he's going to convince the Lonnie's stage girl to come back with him by serenading her
We’re all like:
When an HOD major explains why she chose HOD
I ignore the crap and only hear this:
When I ask a Kappa why she hates Theta
She’s like:
When I tell my friend I drunkenly stopped by Phi Delt after SAE
I’m like:
When someone tells me Beta and SAE are doing another joint party weekend
I’m like:
When I'm drunk and waiting for my Taste of Nashville order
I’m like
When the El Dorados are playing on Demonbreun
How they seem when I’m drunk:
When I’m sober:
When I wake up in Towers on a Saturday morning and DKE is already blasting "Starships" at their tailgate
I hop up out the bed, and turn my swagger on like:
when the bible beaters condemned me to hell at our tailgate
I was like:
When SAE alumni come back for homecoming
When I walk by that new sculpture behind the SLC
I’m like:
When nobody is at the munchie mart register and we're drunk
My friend and I are like:
And then we’re like:
When I walk by Occupy Vanderbilt
I’m like:
When a girl tells me to be quiet because she is trying to write a paper in Lup Lounge
I’m like:
When I walk by Sig Nu and Call Me Maybe is on
I’m like:
When I am too drunk at my sorority party and the risk manager pulls me aside
I’m like:
When a kappa explains that she chose kappa over theta
My friends and I are like:
When I try to explain what happened at G.I. Pi Phi
I’m like:
When I find an empty study room in Stevenson
I’m like:
When I still have money on my commodore card and it's already May
I go to Cabana and am like:
When I drunkenly eat all my roommate's food and she catches me
I’m like:
When I go to a fraternity/sorority date party
If my date’s paying:
If I’m paying:
When IFC leaves a party after doing rounds
Party Patrol is like:
