whatshouldvandycallme

I’m like:

I’m like:

I go on CollegiateACB and aggressively start talking shit about every other sorority like:

She’s like:

I’m like:

I sometimes feel like:

But, in reality, it’s always like:

And make sure your buddy has a road beer waiting for you at the bottom of the stairs:

Beta:

SAE:

KA:

Pike/DKE:

Sigma Chi:

Kappa Sig:

Phi Delt:

AEPi:

ATO:

Lambda Chi:

Sigma Nu/Phi Psi/FIJI:

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Theta:

Tri Delt:

Kappa:

KD:

Chi O:

Pi Phi: 

AOPi/ADPi/AXO

ZTA:

I pop up out of my carrell like: 

From what I remember, the take down went something like this:

I kindly asked them to stop like:

I get dressed like:

He kept trying this move:

Brothers’ Perception:

Reality:

Talking to a rush first semester:

Second semester:

The next morning:

I walk by all the Malaysians like:

Girls:

Every guy not in Sigma Chi:

Everyone else:

Me: 

I’m like

I’m like:

What she thinks she looks like:

What I see:

My girlfriend and I were like:

It’s time to break out the celebratory dance known as the “roid rage shuffle”

Good thing someone left their monkey in the car that night:

Freshman year:

Now:

My perceived swagger:

Reality:

I’m like:

Our house mom is like: